All women should live this long to be this kind of old lady.

80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
"Miss Joyce''; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
'Miss Joyce", that is very unusual. How old are you?'
'Ninety-eight.' she replied.
'Oh, Miss. Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
'I outlived the bitches.'
6 comments:
hahahahahahaha...I love that Pam. I hope the upcoming week is less stressful 4 u:)
OH YEA,,,
bwahahahahahahaha! This is great!
Words of wisdom! May we all outlive the b.... hahaha
:D ROFL!!
ROFLMBO!!! That is just hilarious!!
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