Sunday, February 15, 2009

Miss Joyce

This has been a roller coaster week and one of those stress filled weeks. Lynda sent this to me and somedays you just feel like this helps.

All women should live this long to be this kind of old lady.
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
"Miss Joyce''; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
'Miss Joyce", that is very unusual. How old are you?'
'Ninety-eight.' she replied.
'Oh, Miss. Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
'I outlived the bitches.'


lorrie said...

hahahahahahaha...I love that Pam. I hope the upcoming week is less stressful 4 u:)

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JulieP said...

bwahahahahahahaha! This is great!

Marie said...

Words of wisdom! May we all outlive the b.... hahaha

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Catherine said...

ROFLMBO!!! That is just hilarious!!